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The Need for Porn

  • Posted on March 29, 2011 at 11:01 pm

If you are male and you own a computer you absolutely have to have some porn on your hard disk (now, that’s a rude word). A German law blog has news about the views of the German police. The quoted text in the article explains that you are suspicious if your disk partitions are free of pornographic content. So do yourself a favour and download a couple of megabytes or gigabytes (they don’t mention how much will clear you of any suspected suspicious activity) of legal porn and store it in plain sight on your computer.

In case you want to leave some traces of devilish terror plots, just add some steganography. Here’s a little shell script that adds fortune cookies to your porn collection and encrypts them with randomly generated  passwords, so that you can’t even reveal the terror plot under torture:


cd $1

JPGS=$(find . -type f -name '*.jpg')

for FILE in $JPGS
 NAME=$(pwgen -s 16 1)
 /usr/games/fortune -l > /tmp/$NAME.txt
 steghide embed -cf $FILE -p $(pwgen -s 32 1) -e rijndael-256 cbc -z 9 -ef /tmp/$NAME.txt
 rm -f /tmp/$NAME.txt

You will need the steghide package, a beard and some Arabic phrases. The script is designed to process a whole directory given as the first argument. It will only process JPG images, so make sure you have plenty of them.