May 2011 Archives

The Apocalypse is here!

  • Posted on May 21, 2011 at 2:33 pm

This may be the last entry on this blog. Today over 200 million people will be abducted and imprisoned. Five months later the Earth will be destroyed. It must be true, because it is written down and has been calculated. Everything that has been written down must be true (keep this in mind when reading this blog). Looking forward to witness the 21 October 2011.

BTW, there’s an alternative use of the word bible: „A bible for screenwriters is a reference document used for information on a story’s characters, settings and other elements.“ I wouldn’t base serious predictions on fantasy alone.

The End of the War against Terror

  • Posted on May 2, 2011 at 10:06 am

Osama bin Laden has been killed by US Special Forces. Basically this is good news. A religious fanatic killed by religious fanatics (with some politics thrown in for good measure). So can we now get rid of all the terror warnings, anti-terror laws and get back our civil liberty rights? Especially the anti-terror laws controlling the use of telephones and Internet seem now a bit overblown since Mr. bin Laden had no phones and no Internet access in his mansion.

Ah, yes, no body will be found. This will be a big relief for all sceptics and avid fans of Wag The Dog.

Gesucht: Georg Schramm im Europa-Park

  • Posted on May 1, 2011 at 9:13 pm

Liebe Unterhaltungsindustrie,

ich habe gerade erfahren, daß Georg Schramm der Politik ordentlich bei der Verleihung des Kleinkunstpreises von Baden-Württemberg eingeschenkt hat. Ich hätte gerne einen Video- oder Audiomitschnitt! Da ich nicht annehme, daß Ihre antiquierte, defekte Infrastruktur zur Verteilung von Inhalten mit meinen Interessen mithalten kann, nehme ich gerne auch Bittorrent Links an.

Danke!

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